One of my short stories is featured on Joyland this month! It’s a comedic tale of celebrity dental hygiene that required me to Google the following: 

• Dangling thing throat
• Dental hygiene school
• Hip LA artist
• Ritzy LA suburb
• Fancy LA suburb
• Expensive LA suburb
• Distance from LA to Humbolt
• Celebrity teeth
• American celebrity teeth
• Tooth names
• Celebrity veneers?
• Boulder Colorado
• Art school Colorado
• What is a unit of pain called
• What’s that word for a sudden flash of pain
• Spasm thesaurus
• LA brunch place
• LA celebrity dinner
• Root canal process
• Root canal tiny tool

Sufficiently intrigued? Read the piece here!